Tonight we get the:

-The Roller Coaster Enthusiast singing Elliot Yamin
-The fingernail clipping saver – (and he made it)
-The 19 year old that’s never kissed a girl – Better than the woman that lives on a farm and was in a car accident.

After day 1 in Texas, I think I might have liked to see more of the 11 that made it to hollywood but didn’t make it to the broadcast.

-Douglas sang Bon Jovi and the poor guy had to be escorted out.
-Tammy the R&B Pop singer that compares herself to Celine Dion – “when I sing its…………..”
What is with the crickets… didn’t we have one of those yesterday too?
- Kyle the Rocker…the kids tackle him when he sings…
-The “Since You’ve Been Gone” medley of vocalists – Simon officially hates it now!
- “We’re Brother’s Forever” – In the “Simon” hat. – Let’s all make fun of him…