http://www.projectspossible.com/cabin-announcements-on-airplanes For the things I WORK on, PONDER, and ENJOY! Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:50:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 http://www.projectspossible.com/cabin-announcements-on-airplanes/comment-page-1#comment-8 Josh Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:30:39 +0000 http://www.projectspossible.com/200710/cabin-announcements-on-airplanes/#comment-8 A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Sit back, relax... OH,MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passender in coach yelled... "That's nothing... you should see the back of mine!" A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Sit back, relax… OH,MY GOD!” Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passender in coach yelled… “That’s nothing… you should see the back of mine!”

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